IC Contact/Voicemail

[twinsanity]

[VOICE/TEXT/VIDEO; OPEN TO ALL]

"State your business in fifteen words or less; if it's important, I'll call you back."

[Please state in the subject line if OOC planning is preferred and we can handwave like the wind, but otherwise IC will be assumed!]

Comments

Dec 30th/31st | Voicemail 1/too many

[bertall]

_[3:02AM]

Allllllllfred! Alfred, you should... You should pick up your phone-thing. S'Bertl! I did, uhm... I did... I did things! I did that thing you said to do!

Feb 3rd | text

[bertall]

Alfred?
You're from a noble family or something right?

[delivery]

[beholdmydemons]

[One BLOOBER has been sent to your PC.

NATURE: Hardy
CHARACTERISTIC: Somewhat vain
GENDER: Male
LEVEL: 20
OT: Walter | capture | Great Ball | Route 36 | 2/13/14

A rare and mysterious Bloober. His name is Goobert von Blobbenheim, thank you very much; he is a bloob of some distinction, and a slime yet unsurpassed.

This Bloober is exceptionally badly behaved...

ABILITY: Sap Sipper
MOVESET: Tackle, Bubble, Absorb, Protect, Bide, Dragon Breath

Happy Bloobentine's Day.]

May 1st | text

[bertall]

If I ever talk about going to the circus again, please talk me out of it.

July 9th!

[aufsassig]

Hey, I've got a riddle for you. "What do you do with a fish that shoots like a gun?"

The answer is "give it to a guy who'll use it."

8/14, anon fail

[bertall]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!


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9/5, text

[bertall]

Guess who has two thumbs and can teach his team Fly?