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[twinsanity]

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[aufsassig]

You're damn right it's interesting, I paid good money for this fucking fish.

It's yours, by the way.

[twinsanity]

[...That's new.]

Am I to assume you're still in town? I haven't kept much track of who's been coming and going lately.

If you are, bring it by the lab sometime.

[aufsassig]

I'm around for the moment. I'm thinking of taking off soon, though, if the weather'd ever clear up.

[twinsanity]

Do you have anywhere in mind?

[aufsassig]

Up north to that Ice Path, I think. I hear they've got some pretty interesting snowflakes.

[twinsanity]

Cryogonals, you mean? Apparently they eat people, or at least they could in theory.

So do try to not get your face mauled off; that'd be a bit of an inconvenience to have to stitch back on.

[aufsassig]

Yeah, I've been thinking about catching a couple, maybe bringing 'em back here and seeing if I know anybody interested in making some kind of steroid that'll really get them to rage out.

And then maybe seeing if my higher-up will rent me a helicopter so I can go drop the fuckers on some unsuspecting populace.

[twinsanity]

...You really do know how to have fun.

How long are you going to be gone, do you think?

[aufsassig]

Depends on when I can get out of here and how fast I can move. I don't really have anything suited for travel at the moment and I'm sure as hell not walking anywhere in the pouring rain.

[twinsanity]

Oh, believe me, no one's blaming you for that.

In the meantime, perhaps I'll see what can be done about your... "steroids", as you put it. Let's say I'm good at creating that sort of thing.

[aufsassig]

You know, I was kind of hoping you were the right man for the job.

I got promoted recently. Who the hell knows how far my reach goes, but if you need a couple strings pulled, I can give it a shot.

[twinsanity]

Consider it appreciated, then.

I just ask that you let me come with you when you drop the stupid things.

[aufsassig]

You know how to fly a helicopter?

[twinsanity]

Actually, yes.

[aufsassig]

So much the better. We can take turns chucking 'em out the side.