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[twinsanity]

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"State your business in fifteen words or less; if it's important, I'll call you back."

[Please state in the subject line if OOC planning is preferred and we can handwave like the wind, but otherwise IC will be assumed!]

Comments

[twinsanity]

What, are you not interested in girls or something?

[...Alfred, I'm pretty sure that you don't just ask people that.]

[bertall]

What? No! I mean|

_{[Oh god damn it he walked right into that mess, didn't he?]}

I don't uh...

I don't really know what I'm interested in? I think girls are attractive and everything but I just never really thought about it...

[twinsanity]

[All right, all right, relax. He'll have...some mercy on you, anyway.]

Well, I'm hardly married with two kids and a dog myself, and I'm ten years older than you. I think you have time to think about it.

[bertall]

_{[For now, at least.]}

But you seem like you could get any girl you wanted...

[twinsanity]

[...

... ... ...

bert have you ever spoken to another human being in your life

like

a socially competent human being

because um]

...What makes you say that?

[bertall]

<sub>[His best friend has a split personality and the rest of his friends are... well.

...Berik was probably the only normal one in their group before the walls fell but look what happened to him.

There's a reason he let Reiner do all of the talking though.]</sub>

Isn't it normal for nobles to settle down at a young age or something?

[twinsanity]

I suppose...?

I don't know, I've never really looked for anyone.

[bertall]

No one ever approached you? Not even one of the servants you had?

[twinsanity]

I didn't talk much to the servants, and they were told to stay out of my private residence anyway; that was just for Alexia and me. So I mostly only talked to them on a professional basis, when I absolutely had to.

I was with maybe one girl in university, but we didn't really date so much as...did things, once in a while. I don't know.

Why are you so interested in this, anyway?

[bertall]

You started it when you asked me if I liked girls or not.

...I still think you could get anyone you wanted though. You're really smart too just from the things I've heard.

[twinsanity]

Not nearly as much as my sister - she was the one who got the heightened intelligence, believe me. I can't even compare to her abilities.

[bertall]

Says who?

[twinsanity]

[...Wh - ]

...Everyone? It's objective fact.

[bertall]

_{[Man, and he's supposed to be the one with the Issues here.]}

...I don't care what they say then. You're still the smartest person I've met just from what you told me about the things you did back in your world and I don't think that'll change anytime soon even if your sister comes here.

[twinsanity]

[...why do you think they get along

issues

issues everywhere]

It's a bit more complicated than just favoritism or something, if that's what it sounds like; it has to do with that thing we tortured my father over.

But I suppose I appreciate it.

[bertall]

Look at it this way too, if she shows up you get to teach her everything about this world.

Give yourself a little credit, okay?

_{[Big words coming from Mr. Low Self Esteem!]}

[twinsanity]

Well, I suppose that's a valid point, isn't it...

[...child, what the hell does he do with you.]