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[twinsanity]

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"State your business in fifteen words or less; if it's important, I'll call you back."

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[twinsanity]

What did she do?

[AS WELL YOU SHOULD BE]

[bertall]

She, uh...







she kicked me.

_{[SCREAMS INTERNALLY.]}

[twinsanity]

[...wait she

...

what]

...Dare I ask how she managed that?

[bertall]

She just got me when I was leaning over... I've been kicked by worse, but her... shoes? I think they were shoes, they were made out of wood.

[twinsanity]

She...what, did she hit you in the face?

[bertall]

N|
...Yeah. Sort of.

[twinsanity]

How do you "sort of" kick someone in the face?

[bertall]

She just got my chin. It's really not as bad as it sounds... It just hurts. I've never had to let something heal on its own before like this.

[twinsanity]

Hopefully for your sake you don't injure yourself any worse than that, then; it's not a pleasant process.

[bertall]

As long as I don't lose any limbs or get my throat cut I think I'll be okay.

[twinsanity]

...Actually, you'd likely be better off if you did, at least here - you'll come right back in a day or so.

[Alfred.]

[bertall]

Right, right... Still, it's something I'd like to avoid...

_{[Watch him die in the dumbest way possible!]}

[twinsanity]

[...Well, he's going to have to beat "death by front lawn" over here...good luck, Bert.]

Well, that's fair. (It doesn't hurt, by the way, once the initial dying part is over.)

I'd be more concerned about breaking bones somehow; I've managed a few times, it's not pleasant either way. But at the very least those have to be either a spectacular accident or a really deliberate attempt most of the time.

[bertall]

_{[Get him a Wailmer and he'll have 'death by over-affectionate Wailord' once it evolves.]}

I've broken my legs a few times when I was younger but I can't imagine how long they'd take to heal normally... I don't think I could keep my sanity if I was stuck in bed for over a month.

But if... anything happened, if I did end up losing an arm or a leg, could you--?

[twinsanity]

...If you wanted me to, yes.

I won't if you don't ask. But if that's what you want, then I'll do whatever you tell me to.