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[twinsanity]

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"State your business in fifteen words or less; if it's important, I'll call you back."

[Please state in the subject line if OOC planning is preferred and we can handwave like the wind, but otherwise IC will be assumed!]

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[bertall]

Yes and no. We had a mission to infiltrate humanity and find something, but I really did enjoy the time I spent as a soldier.

[twinsanity]

Did you ever find it?

[bertall]

Yeah. We weren't able to capture it though. That was right before I turned up here.

[twinsanity]

Well, that's unfortunate.

[...]

Do you prefer it here, as opposed to back home?

[bertall]

Despite missing Reiner and Annie, yeah. It's...

It's peaceful here for the most part. Even though I'm one of them, I still have to worry about getting eaten. I don't have to worry about needing a place to sleep or going hungry too, not to mention I've discovered a bunch of new things to try. It's not home-home, but it's close.

What about you?

[twinsanity]

Well, it's a little boring here, and I don't have my weapons so that's a little grating; I have a large gun collection back home, among other large-artillery weapons and vehicles like tanks and what have you. And of all things, I miss my jets.

I also have business to attend to whenever I'm returned home - it's something I've been looking forward to for quite some time, and it's incredibly important.

But...I don't know. If time really doesn't pass for us back home - as they like to claim it doesn't - then maybe I wouldn't mind staying. For quite some time, even.

[bertall]

If you ever find anything like that maybe you could show me how they worked. We never had much in terms of firearms or heavy artillery, and in return if I ever find a set of 3DMG from my world I could show you that. I came here with the harness for it still on my body but everything else was gone.

I understand.

If it really is, how long would you want to stay for?

[twinsanity]

3DMG...?

Well, whatever it is, I'd like that.

[...the last part of that, though. Good lord.]

And I'm not sure. If Alexia were here with me the entire time, I'd be fine staying here indefinitely - or as long as she wanted to, anyway.

...Alexia is my sister, by the way.

[bertall]

Three-Dimensional Maneuver Gear. It's what we use against the other Titans. I had it for a little while when we were all in that castle but I nearly blacked out after I used it for too long, so I don't know what happened with that.

Do you think I could meet her if she ever shows up? She seems like she'd be okay just from the way you talk about her.

[twinsanity]

That does sound interesting, actually.

As for Alexia, I think you would like her, because everyone likes her. She's supposed to be perfect, and she is.

[bertall]

It's harder than it'll seem, believe me.

It must be nice having a sister like that.

[twinsanity]

Well, if nothing else I'm sure you'll be able to demonstrate.

...And it is, really. Sometimes people get grating about it, but that's hardly her fault. Again, just don't try dating her and we'll be fine.

[bertall]

Maybe. It'd be really hard to pull off without the entire set but I still have the harness so at the very least I can show you that.

You don't have to worry about any of that though. I promise.

[twinsanity]

What, are you not interested in girls or something?

[...Alfred, I'm pretty sure that you don't just ask people that.]

[bertall]

What? No! I mean|

_{[Oh god damn it he walked right into that mess, didn't he?]}

I don't uh...

I don't really know what I'm interested in? I think girls are attractive and everything but I just never really thought about it...

[twinsanity]

[All right, all right, relax. He'll have...some mercy on you, anyway.]

Well, I'm hardly married with two kids and a dog myself, and I'm ten years older than you. I think you have time to think about it.

[bertall]

_{[For now, at least.]}

But you seem like you could get any girl you wanted...

[twinsanity]

[...

... ... ...

bert have you ever spoken to another human being in your life

like

a socially competent human being

because um]

...What makes you say that?

[bertall]

<sub>[His best friend has a split personality and the rest of his friends are... well.

...Berik was probably the only normal one in their group before the walls fell but look what happened to him.

There's a reason he let Reiner do all of the talking though.]</sub>

Isn't it normal for nobles to settle down at a young age or something?

[twinsanity]

I suppose...?

I don't know, I've never really looked for anyone.

[bertall]

No one ever approached you? Not even one of the servants you had?

[twinsanity]

I didn't talk much to the servants, and they were told to stay out of my private residence anyway; that was just for Alexia and me. So I mostly only talked to them on a professional basis, when I absolutely had to.

I was with maybe one girl in university, but we didn't really date so much as...did things, once in a while. I don't know.

Why are you so interested in this, anyway?

[bertall]

You started it when you asked me if I liked girls or not.

...I still think you could get anyone you wanted though. You're really smart too just from the things I've heard.

[twinsanity]

Not nearly as much as my sister - she was the one who got the heightened intelligence, believe me. I can't even compare to her abilities.

[bertall]

Says who?