twinsanity: (That will never do)
Alfred Ashford ([personal profile] twinsanity) wrote2014-01-14 12:21 pm

005. [Text]

[You know, this is really the sort of thing that most would want to leave anonymous...but since Alfred has surveyed the available fucks he has to give and found them numbering entirely too many, he seems to have thrown them out in the window in favor of just being an abrasive idiot because he is the pride of the Ashford family like that.]

Well, since you all like text, I thought I would join you all because I was starting to feel a little left out. And we certainly can't have that, now, can we?

So we've had people trying to get the resident Hero Squad moving, people trying to poke the resident Villain Squad into doing...something and somesuch, I really have no idea what's going on there...

Do any of you people actually do things, or do you just kind of poke at each other? Some explosions here, shameless grandstanding there, assaulting a theatre and tying up women over there (though that last one isn't so much a crime as it is too much information about you people, I think)...

Are you going to actually get some sort of full-scale battling going on, or are you content to just tap at each other a bit? Really, at this rate I propose the formation of the Disinterested But Somewhat Amused Third Party in the name of messing with you both.


[...ALFRED...]
beholdmydemons: (... - shut up navarre)

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[personal profile] beholdmydemons 2014-01-14 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Go start a fight if you're that bored.
beholdmydemons: (talk - leaning casually)

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[personal profile] beholdmydemons 2014-01-14 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I know you're only sniping but the weather really isn't bad for that. [hmm] I mean it, though. If there's not enough of a battle going on, walk outside and wave at someone. They'll fight you. You hardly need team rocket and the others waving their fingers around for that.
beholdmydemons: (unhappy - the fuck is that)

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[personal profile] beholdmydemons 2014-01-14 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[I...okay. What?]

Why are there bees.

[Wait. Bees?]

-They hate smoke, right? [USE FIRE]

excuse you 1/2

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nostabbing: (MOUTH ⚡ this is my jayden impression)

screw your post format i do what i want

[personal profile] nostabbing 2014-01-14 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[And assuredly all of that time Alfred spent carefully crafting his sassy and disdainful rhetoric warrants notice and recognition, but alas, it will not be coming from Parker today, as she is currently preoccupied with RUNNING THE FUCK PAST HIM, hauling a mass of white-fabric'd something on her back with a mess of twenty-nine Eevee and -lutions swarming hot on her heels.]

BEEEEEEEES!

[There is no time for further inquiry; she's not stopping to answer questions. There is no stopping. There is only running.

Far off in the distance, a menacing hum begins to fill the air.]
nostabbing: (MOUTH ⚡ this is my jayden impression)

je ne regrette rien

[personal profile] nostabbing 2014-01-14 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[LESS TALKING MORE SPRINTING COME ON EEVEELUTIONS, WE GOT BEES oh hey that guy's keeping up, he must work out. :|a]

THE SNEEZY ONE HAS ALLERGIES AND IT ZAPPED A NEST.

[Because that is totally what happened.]
nostabbing: (LOCKPICK ⚡ just whistle while you work)

[personal profile] nostabbing 2014-01-15 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
[...Now there's an idea. She does like setting things on fire...though admittedly she's never tried it with attacking killer bees.

First time for everything?]


Hey! Hup-hups! Yeah, you! Foofy and other Foofy! ABOUT-FACE!

[She yells, as the expressions of the Flareons in the horde do a fair approximation of are you fucking kidding me right now.]

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bertall: (Default)

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[personal profile] bertall 2014-01-14 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know what's going on with them either but please don't do anything stupid.
bertall: (Default)

text; oh my god I thought I tagged this good job self

[personal profile] bertall 2014-01-16 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Are you really asking me that?

[Alfred please.]

I'm actually a little surprised that things haven't turned into a huge fight though... You'd think the "Hero Squad" [Alfred's words, not his!] would've tried to do something already or something after those incidents... Or even the police, you know?
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[personal profile] bertall 2014-01-16 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
The keyword here being recently.

I think some of us could do a better job if the police are really that bad.

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ortion: (❀ ...unsure)

[text/private] and suddenly days later...

[personal profile] ortion 2014-01-20 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
What's this about bees?

They had better not have gotten into the base.


[Hi he's been gone and has no idea of the context here, but he saw bees being mentioned so he's just assuming things.]
ortion: (❀ don't need no sass)

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[personal profile] ortion 2014-01-22 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Yet is the key word.

I have every right to be concerned when all of my work is in there. Nearly two years' worth of work, mind you. Perhaps I'll be more trusting of you all if everything is is in immaculate order when I return.
ortion: (❀ just no)

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[personal profile] ortion 2014-01-26 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Just over a year ago, due to the carelessness of one of our own, a Hydreigon got loose and went on a rampage of destruction in the base. Thankfully it didn't bring the entire base down, but it destroyed several projects and valuable pieces of equipment in the labs. That was a good enough reason to be much more cautious about things.

[Sorry Kato...]

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