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[twinsanity]

[You know, this is really the sort of thing that most would want to leave anonymous...but since Alfred has surveyed the available fucks he has to give and found them numbering entirely too many, he seems to have thrown them out in the window in favor of just being an abrasive idiot because he is the pride of the Ashford family like that.]

Well, since you all like text, I thought I would join you all because I was starting to feel a little left out. And we certainly can't have that, now, can we?

So we've had people trying to get the resident Hero Squad moving, people trying to poke the resident Villain Squad into doing...something and somesuch, I really have no idea what's going on there...

Do any of you people actually do things, or do you just kind of poke at each other? Some explosions here, shameless grandstanding there, assaulting a theatre and tying up women over there (though that last one isn't so much a crime as it is too much information about you people, I think)...

Are you going to actually get some sort of full-scale battling going on, or are you content to just tap at each other a bit? Really, at this rate I propose the formation of the Disinterested But Somewhat Amused Third Party in the name of messing with you both.

[...ALFRED...]

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[nostabbing]

None of your business.

[And he better not make a single even vaguely negative expression anywhere near the aforementioned friend's general direction or there will be blood.]

And you don't get to tell him how he can or can't appreciate something.

[twinsanity]

I'm not telling him anything, now am I?

[...wait, wait. Now that you are no longer running like hell, he can actually get a good look at you and...dear lord.]

...You're the one who was asking if the world was ending. I'm assuming this is the comatose friend?

[nostabbing]

...You're Morbid Curiosity Guy.

[It's the British...ocity that gives him away, assuredly.]

This is my brother.

[twinsanity]

[.......]

...I hate to break it to you, but if that's the case, somebody's parents are lying.

[nostabbing]

[...Okay, well. Given that she actually doesn't catch what he's getting at there, she's just going to kind of reach down to locate Eeveemaru and sort of deposit him near his namesake so they can take care of each other while she squares off with this guy. Because apparently this is a thing that's happening now.]

That is the case. I'm adopted.

[...Sort of. Technically.]

[twinsanity]

Well, I should say so. Really, you look more like my sister than his.

[...no really you actually kind of do]

[nostabbing]

[Now that you mention it...]

Well, I'm not.

[...]

Ew.

[twinsanity]

Oh, believe me, I know you're not.

[...]

Because ew.

[nostabbing]

Okay, well.

Are you done? 'Cause we have appreciating to do and you're still just. Standing there.

[twinsanity]

...I believe you interrupted me.

[nostabbing]

I'm waiting for Nate and Sophie to get back. And you used to be way back there. Before you started running.

...

From the bees.

[twinsanity]

Well, I'm not going anywhere until we've verified that they were successful in handling the bees.

[nostabbing]

So we just have to sit here and put up with you in the meantime?

[twinsanity]

You're not exactly a winner yourself, you know.

[...]

Neither of you are.

[nostabbing]

[...Okay we can't beat the guy upside the head with a rock, Ishimaru is right there and violence will just make him upset, this guy is so lucky right now HUUUUUURGH.]

Shut up.