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[twinsanity]

[You know, this is really the sort of thing that most would want to leave anonymous...but since Alfred has surveyed the available fucks he has to give and found them numbering entirely too many, he seems to have thrown them out in the window in favor of just being an abrasive idiot because he is the pride of the Ashford family like that.]

Well, since you all like text, I thought I would join you all because I was starting to feel a little left out. And we certainly can't have that, now, can we?

So we've had people trying to get the resident Hero Squad moving, people trying to poke the resident Villain Squad into doing...something and somesuch, I really have no idea what's going on there...

Do any of you people actually do things, or do you just kind of poke at each other? Some explosions here, shameless grandstanding there, assaulting a theatre and tying up women over there (though that last one isn't so much a crime as it is too much information about you people, I think)...

Are you going to actually get some sort of full-scale battling going on, or are you content to just tap at each other a bit? Really, at this rate I propose the formation of the Disinterested But Somewhat Amused Third Party in the name of messing with you both.

[...ALFRED...]

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[beholdmydemons]

Go start a fight if you're that bored.

screw your post format i do what i want

[nostabbing]

[And assuredly all of that time Alfred spent carefully crafting his sassy and disdainful rhetoric warrants notice and recognition, but alas, it will not be coming from Parker today, as she is currently preoccupied with RUNNING THE FUCK PAST HIM, hauling a mass of white-fabric'd something on her back with a mess of twenty-nine Eevee and -lutions swarming hot on her heels.]

BEEEEEEEES!

[There is no time for further inquiry; she's not stopping to answer questions. There is no stopping. There is only running.

Far off in the distance, a menacing hum begins to fill the air.]

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[bertall]

I don't know what's going on with them either but please don't do anything stupid.

[text/private] and suddenly days later...

[ortion]

What's this about bees?

They had better not have gotten into the base.

[Hi he's been gone and has no idea of the context here, but he saw bees being mentioned so he's just assuming things.]