twinsanity: (That will never do)
Alfred Ashford ([personal profile] twinsanity) wrote2014-01-14 12:21 pm

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[You know, this is really the sort of thing that most would want to leave anonymous...but since Alfred has surveyed the available fucks he has to give and found them numbering entirely too many, he seems to have thrown them out in the window in favor of just being an abrasive idiot because he is the pride of the Ashford family like that.]

Well, since you all like text, I thought I would join you all because I was starting to feel a little left out. And we certainly can't have that, now, can we?

So we've had people trying to get the resident Hero Squad moving, people trying to poke the resident Villain Squad into doing...something and somesuch, I really have no idea what's going on there...

Do any of you people actually do things, or do you just kind of poke at each other? Some explosions here, shameless grandstanding there, assaulting a theatre and tying up women over there (though that last one isn't so much a crime as it is too much information about you people, I think)...

Are you going to actually get some sort of full-scale battling going on, or are you content to just tap at each other a bit? Really, at this rate I propose the formation of the Disinterested But Somewhat Amused Third Party in the name of messing with you both.


[...ALFRED...]
ortion: (❀ oh my goodnessss)

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[personal profile] ortion 2014-01-27 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
From my understanding, our hopes were to keep the abilities produced from the genes limited to our own ranks. It's not much of an advantage when everyone has it.

Unfortunately, the higher-ups opted for urgency over efficiency and pushed the project out after performing a minimal amount of trial runs. What resulted was what you likely read about in the report.
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[personal profile] ortion 2014-01-27 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
While I don't know what the executives did with the DNA samples used during that project (apparently they were from extremely rare Pokemon so they were heavily guarded) there is no reason it couldn't be brought back through other means.

There may even be a better method of introducing the DNA, something more permanent. It was previously done so with radiation.