Alfred Ashford (
twinsanity) wrote2014-01-14 12:21 pm
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[You know, this is really the sort of thing that most would want to leave anonymous...but since Alfred has surveyed the available fucks he has to give and found them numbering entirely too many, he seems to have thrown them out in the window in favor of just being an abrasive idiot because he is the pride of the Ashford family like that.]
Well, since you all like text, I thought I would join you all because I was starting to feel a little left out. And we certainly can't have that, now, can we?
So we've had people trying to get the resident Hero Squad moving, people trying to poke the resident Villain Squad into doing...something and somesuch, I really have no idea what's going on there...
Do any of you people actually do things, or do you just kind of poke at each other? Some explosions here, shameless grandstanding there, assaulting a theatre and tying up women over there (though that last one isn't so much a crime as it is too much information about you people, I think)...
Are you going to actually get some sort of full-scale battling going on, or are you content to just tap at each other a bit? Really, at this rate I propose the formation of the Disinterested But Somewhat Amused Third Party in the name of messing with you both.
[...ALFRED...]
Well, since you all like text, I thought I would join you all because I was starting to feel a little left out. And we certainly can't have that, now, can we?
So we've had people trying to get the resident Hero Squad moving, people trying to poke the resident Villain Squad into doing...something and somesuch, I really have no idea what's going on there...
Do any of you people actually do things, or do you just kind of poke at each other? Some explosions here, shameless grandstanding there, assaulting a theatre and tying up women over there (though that last one isn't so much a crime as it is too much information about you people, I think)...
Are you going to actually get some sort of full-scale battling going on, or are you content to just tap at each other a bit? Really, at this rate I propose the formation of the Disinterested But Somewhat Amused Third Party in the name of messing with you both.
[...ALFRED...]
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I have every right to be concerned when all of my work is in there. Nearly two years' worth of work, mind you. Perhaps I'll be more trusting of you all if everything is is in immaculate order when I return.
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[Sorry Kato...]
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...So between people simply leaving their tremendous animals out unchecked to rampage around as they see fit, everyone injecting previously-untested magical-animal genes into people just to see what would happen, and the idea that we let people like Denzel Crocker anywhere near things like scalpels and lasers, I'm actually beginning to worry about the lot of you.
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[...not necessarily for the better, but.]
Though the test run with Pokemon genes was not completely without merit. It could have really gone places if it hadn't resulted in a contagion.
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[...welcome to Resident Evil.]
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Unfortunately, the higher-ups opted for urgency over efficiency and pushed the project out after performing a minimal amount of trial runs. What resulted was what you likely read about in the report.
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There may even be a better method of introducing the DNA, something more permanent. It was previously done so with radiation.