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[You know, this is really the sort of thing that most would want to leave anonymous...but since Alfred has surveyed the available fucks he has to give and found them numbering entirely too many, he seems to have thrown them out in the window in favor of just being an abrasive idiot because he is the pride of the Ashford family like that.]

Well, since you all like text, I thought I would join you all because I was starting to feel a little left out. And we certainly can't have that, now, can we?

So we've had people trying to get the resident Hero Squad moving, people trying to poke the resident Villain Squad into doing...something and somesuch, I really have no idea what's going on there...

Do any of you people actually do things, or do you just kind of poke at each other? Some explosions here, shameless grandstanding there, assaulting a theatre and tying up women over there (though that last one isn't so much a crime as it is too much information about you people, I think)...

Are you going to actually get some sort of full-scale battling going on, or are you content to just tap at each other a bit? Really, at this rate I propose the formation of the Disinterested But Somewhat Amused Third Party in the name of messing with you both.

[...ALFRED...]

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Yet is the key word.

I have every right to be concerned when all of my work is in there. Nearly two years' worth of work, mind you. Perhaps I'll be more trusting of you all if everything is is in immaculate order when I return.

How many incidents have there been where it hasn't been at least in one piece? Between you and Caroline you'd think we'd need one of those "X Days Since The Last Apocalyptic Incident" counters.

Just over a year ago, due to the carelessness of one of our own, a Hydreigon got loose and went on a rampage of destruction in the base. Thankfully it didn't bring the entire base down, but it destroyed several projects and valuable pieces of equipment in the labs. That was a good enough reason to be much more cautious about things.

[Sorry Kato...]

[...this next text may take a moment to compose, because this is literally the only reaction he has to this information for quite some time.]

...So between people simply leaving their tremendous animals out unchecked to rampage around as they see fit, everyone injecting previously-untested magical-animal genes into people just to see what would happen, and the idea that we let people like Denzel Crocker anywhere near things like scalpels and lasers, I'm actually beginning to worry about the lot of you.

Edited (fingers really) 2014-01-26 23:44 (UTC)

Your concerns are not unfounded. Believe me, if I had a say about the ways things are run here, things would be very different.

[...not necessarily for the better, but.]

Though the test run with Pokemon genes was not completely without merit. It could have really gone places if it hadn't resulted in a contagion.

What difference does that make? Really, it's not like everyone died.

[...welcome to Resident Evil.]

From my understanding, our hopes were to keep the abilities produced from the genes limited to our own ranks. It's not much of an advantage when everyone has it.

Unfortunately, the higher-ups opted for urgency over efficiency and pushed the project out after performing a minimal amount of trial runs. What resulted was what you likely read about in the report.

Any chance of resurrecting it on our own time?

While I don't know what the executives did with the DNA samples used during that project (apparently they were from extremely rare Pokemon so they were heavily guarded) there is no reason it couldn't be brought back through other means.

There may even be a better method of introducing the DNA, something more permanent. It was previously done so with radiation.

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