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[twinsanity]

[You know, this is really the sort of thing that most would want to leave anonymous...but since Alfred has surveyed the available fucks he has to give and found them numbering entirely too many, he seems to have thrown them out in the window in favor of just being an abrasive idiot because he is the pride of the Ashford family like that.]

Well, since you all like text, I thought I would join you all because I was starting to feel a little left out. And we certainly can't have that, now, can we?

So we've had people trying to get the resident Hero Squad moving, people trying to poke the resident Villain Squad into doing...something and somesuch, I really have no idea what's going on there...

Do any of you people actually do things, or do you just kind of poke at each other? Some explosions here, shameless grandstanding there, assaulting a theatre and tying up women over there (though that last one isn't so much a crime as it is too much information about you people, I think)...

Are you going to actually get some sort of full-scale battling going on, or are you content to just tap at each other a bit? Really, at this rate I propose the formation of the Disinterested But Somewhat Amused Third Party in the name of messing with you both.

[...ALFRED...]

Comments

[bertall]

_{[One too many hits to the head during training.]}

Well... was there ever anything you wanted to do back home but couldn't? Or|

Actually, have you tried the games they have for the gear?

[twinsanity]

I haven't, actually. Why?

[...ALFRED WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK]

[bertall]

You could always try those. I didn't even know about them until recently but they're actually pretty fun!

_{[AKA he spent the entire day yesterday playing snake on it.]}

[twinsanity]

[Child...]

...I'll keep that in mind.

Most of my interests back home involved weaponry and military training, however, when I wasn't handling my sister's affairs. Hardly anything I can pursue here.

[bertall]

_{[Shhhh, just let him enjoy the childhood he never had.]}

Military training... Were you an instructor?

_{[Because he sure as hell looks like one.]}

[twinsanity]

I was! I was stationed on an island that was a military training facility - well, that and a maximum-security prison; I oversaw both.

[This is about as genuinely excited as he gets over anything that doesn't involve torture, really. :|a]

[bertall]

_{[Jesus christ Alfred, we need to find you a hobby fast.]}

That... I was thinking you looked like the first, but I would've never guessed you'd be in charge something like that... _{[And on an island to boot!]} What was it like?