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Alfred Ashford ([personal profile] twinsanity) wrote2014-10-23 01:12 pm

011. [Video]

[Alfred has been a bit...absent for the last week.

It's not unheard of for him to disappear for long periods at a time, vanishing behind the closed doors of that house he owns in Goldenrod; he's been known to have his reclusive spells, and for all intents and purposes this probably hasn't seemed much different. Granted, it's a longer period of time than he usually goes without being present in the Rocket labs – he's usually in there once every few days at least and he's been taking far more of an interest in chemistry than is really healthy lately – but altogether speaking it isn't abnormal, either.

The abnormal part kicks in when his video feed goes active today.

It's not terribly well set-up, though it doesn't seem like an accidental broadcast, either; the angle is just careless, aimed a bit too low to really give anyone a good idea of what they're looking at, but there's the usual red jacket and the shoulder guard and the medals, and once in a while one of his hands flicking across the screen where it comes in full view of the camera.

His breath is shaking a bit when he draws it in; it sounds almost like there's a laugh behind his words when he finally speaks, but it doesn't seem...right. The way he's speaking in general doesn't seem right, really - a bit too uncontrolled, a bit too high and pitchy and strange.]


So I'm going to assume that this particular week-long bout of sleep was just me...

[He laughs again, under his breath; it's closer to tittering than anything.]

That wasn't very nice of this place, now, was it? Why, it got my hopes up for nothing...I didn't even get to fight anything good, just –

[And he cuts himself off then; hesitates. Adjusts the angle of the camera so he's a bit more clearly seen. He's raking his hand back through his hair as he does so; it looks like he's been repeating that gesture a lot, given that he's far more disheveled than he ever allows himself to be on-camera.

His gaze is what's a bit worrying; it's oddly unfocused, a sense of distance there that isn't usually, not on days where anything's right in his head at all.

His words are still retaining that rushed, manic tone when he continues.]


Tell me, tell me – what's the last thing you remember before coming here? I'm sure you have some sort of story, just because no one here doesn't.

I didn't think I did, not really; apparently I was mistaken about that.
aufsassig: obligatory natural redhead speculation goes here (HUMOR ★ or maybe i'm born with it)

[personal profile] aufsassig 2014-10-23 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I've got a thing on my roster that likes to eat those.

Maybe you're catching up on all those Zs you missed out on while the bandersnatches were keeping you up.
aufsassig: and i'm not even a vampire, shit (GLOW ★ wow i'm ridiculously pretty)

[personal profile] aufsassig 2014-10-23 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Target practice, wasn't it? Guess that explains why you didn't get a good fight out of the deal.

Did you get to see your sister?
aufsassig: can't stop won't stop not sure how to stop (EYES ★ girl look at that body)

[personal profile] aufsassig 2014-10-23 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Huh. And here he'd thought that would've been met with enthusiasm — either that or outright surprise that he'd remembered to ask about the guy's sister, but he'd been looking forward to seeing her the last time they'd talked, hadn't he? Figured he'd get to, if he ever went back.

...Hell, who knows, maybe there was a long delay because the guy decided to take a bathroom break, it could be totally benign.]


So that's good, right?
aufsassig: now go sit down before you hurt yourself breathing (OH YOU ★ bless your dear sweet heart)

[personal profile] aufsassig 2014-10-23 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
You make it sound like you just went on some big personal spirit quest.
aufsassig: fuckdamn, Sarah McLachlan truly understands my soul (PROFILE ★ so give us a tantrum)

[personal profile] aufsassig 2014-10-23 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Absolutely. From what I recall it was a really good chance, too.
aufsassig: monetarily I'm pretty much set, actually (DEVIL ★ i'm only bankrupt in morality)

[personal profile] aufsassig 2014-10-23 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Congratulations. What's her first order of business as the world's freshest deity?
aufsassig: preferably parcheesi but i will settle for go fish (PREDATORY ★ i want to play a game)

[personal profile] aufsassig 2014-10-23 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
haha, sometimes I wonder if that's some kind of universal law — every time anybody tries to get a little business done, some annoyance always shows up to make a righteous nuisance of itself.
aufsassig: fuckdamn, Sarah McLachlan truly understands my soul (PROFILE ★ so give us a tantrum)

[personal profile] aufsassig 2014-10-23 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, with any luck your sister's off ripping their heads off and shoving their entrails down the hole right now.

...Or would she go for a more elegant method? Sorry, I didn't mean to make her sound unladylike or anything.
aufsassig: monetarily I'm pretty much set, actually (DEVIL ★ i'm only bankrupt in morality)

[personal profile] aufsassig 2014-10-23 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Hell, that's what I'd call ladylike charms, personally.

What's your dad's favorite style of murder?
aufsassig: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES (CONTENT ★ blah blah minds like honey)

[personal profile] aufsassig 2014-10-23 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
So what, he liked to play with his food?

Stabbing sounds about right for him then. An up-close-and-personal kind of guy.
aufsassig: now go sit down before you hurt yourself breathing (OH YOU ★ bless your dear sweet heart)

[personal profile] aufsassig 2014-10-23 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Father-son bonding time, then.

...I mean, unless you were the one he was stabbing.
aufsassig: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES (CONTENT ★ blah blah minds like honey)

[personal profile] aufsassig 2014-10-24 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
You mean before or after you taught him the joys of eviscerating people?
aufsassig: obligatory natural redhead speculation goes here (HUMOR ★ or maybe i'm born with it)

[personal profile] aufsassig 2014-10-24 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
It's sweet that you patched up your relationship over a mutual appreciation for violence.