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So it's been made clear by some...friends of mine that I should probably sell the results of my breeding endeavors rather than attempting to keep them in hopes that they'll someday completely defy my expectations and actually be useful.

[I mean, he can't possibly imagine why. It's not like his fault that Operation: Ho-Ho-Holy Shit (or whatever it is that we're calling that thing that happened in Celadon earlier this month) involved an unholy mess of bees for no real reason.]

I've attached a list of what I have; get back to me if you're interested. I'd prefer trades over flat-out payment, though I certainly won't tell you no if you want to send me money instead. I don't particularly care what you do with them – give them to your friends, sell them at a profit, keep them and love them forever, whatever. I'd just prefer to not have them around for much longer than needs be.

[...NOT LEAST OF WHICH BECAUSE HE'LL JUST KIND OF HOARD THEM ALL, AND APPARENTLY THAT'S NOT GOING TO FLY...]

[OOC]

[Egg list is here - there are still a mess of them so feel free to claim what you like!]

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[Oh so you're some kind of mad scientist then. Got it.

This is even more interesting.]

I am, actually.

That's a decent starting point. Picture something about that size and with that same penchant for tunneling underground only to pop up at the most inopportune time possible, except its mouth opens on four vertices instead of the usual two, it has far too many fangs for most people to be comfortable around it, and it's more organic than mineral.

If you're imagining a nine-metre worm with a lotus full of teeth for a face, you're on the right track. That's one of my personal favorites.

[...okay he really likes you.

You were busy creating chimera horrorterrors back home. You know what, god bless.]

Was there a particular reason for this or did you just want to see what happened?

My family specializes in bio-organic weaponry; it's what we do.

[So there was a reason! Sort of.

...The reason for that particular thing comes down to "I had way too much t-Virus, also some earthworms," but details...]

[Oh, so it really does come from the same line of thinking as "I needed to keep my job and all I had was my daughter and the family dog" mad science.

Good to know!]

In that case, I think you're going to handle a baby dinosaur just fine. It's not like any Pokemon is particularly vicious, especially if it's hand raised.

Edited 2014-12-20 04:11 (UTC)

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