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So it's been made clear by some...friends of mine that I should probably sell the results of my breeding endeavors rather than attempting to keep them in hopes that they'll someday completely defy my expectations and actually be useful.

[I mean, he can't possibly imagine why. It's not like his fault that Operation: Ho-Ho-Holy Shit (or whatever it is that we're calling that thing that happened in Celadon earlier this month) involved an unholy mess of bees for no real reason.]

I've attached a list of what I have; get back to me if you're interested. I'd prefer trades over flat-out payment, though I certainly won't tell you no if you want to send me money instead. I don't particularly care what you do with them – give them to your friends, sell them at a profit, keep them and love them forever, whatever. I'd just prefer to not have them around for much longer than needs be.

[...NOT LEAST OF WHICH BECAUSE HE'LL JUST KIND OF HOARD THEM ALL, AND APPARENTLY THAT'S NOT GOING TO FLY...]

[OOC]

[Egg list is here - there are still a mess of them so feel free to claim what you like!]

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...Does it now. [Bert, what did you do...] I'll take it from you if you don't want it, then; you could say I'm used to working with things that don't like cooperating.

[Alfred, that's because you piss them off by Ice Beaming them in the face.]

As for the...horses, riding them is decidedly easier after they evolve, but that would be why I got her in the first place. If I was going to be going on this little adventure we've all been set on, I wasn't about to walk the entire time, that's hideous.

G-Great! I'll send it your way as soon as I can get to the center. _{[All he did was step on it by accident okay? It's not entirely his fault.]}

I guess that means you don't know any that can fly, huh?

I didn't when I arrived, though obviously flight isn't an issue for me now. I've gotten the badges that will allow it, and I actually use the thing you gave me for it.

_{[Okay, that gets him to laugh. He nearly forgot about that Pidgey until now.]}

I'll get you something better this year, I promise.

I don't mind it, actually; it's been useful.

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