012. [Video]

[twinsanity]

So it's been made clear by some...friends of mine that I should probably sell the results of my breeding endeavors rather than attempting to keep them in hopes that they'll someday completely defy my expectations and actually be useful.

[I mean, he can't possibly imagine why. It's not like his fault that Operation: Ho-Ho-Holy Shit (or whatever it is that we're calling that thing that happened in Celadon earlier this month) involved an unholy mess of bees for no real reason.]

I've attached a list of what I have; get back to me if you're interested. I'd prefer trades over flat-out payment, though I certainly won't tell you no if you want to send me money instead. I don't particularly care what you do with them – give them to your friends, sell them at a profit, keep them and love them forever, whatever. I'd just prefer to not have them around for much longer than needs be.

[...NOT LEAST OF WHICH BECAUSE HE'LL JUST KIND OF HOARD THEM ALL, AND APPARENTLY THAT'S NOT GOING TO FLY...]


[OOC]

[Egg list is here - there are still a mess of them so feel free to claim what you like!]

Comments

[twinsanity]

...Knowing you, it either will be or it'll be entertaining enough that it effectively won't matter.

Go on, surprise me, then.

[aufsassig]

What can I say? I've got an eye for this sort of thing.

[twinsanity]

You do.

I'll have to tell you more about the things I'm used to back home eventually, at a time that isn't three in the morning; I've no doubt that you could appreciate some of them.

[aufsassig]

How about I call you when I'm done with my walk, and we can chat about your home memories then? Two birds, one stone.

...Assuming whatever I find is a bird. Hell, it might be a snail or something, god only knows.

[twinsanity]

That would be fine.

...And while I'm not opposed to snails in general, if you find one of those pink slugs, I've already got one of those.

[aufsassig]

Oh, well, all right then. No pink slugs for my good buddy. I'll remember that.