004. [Audio / Private Audio - Rocket Frequency / Possible Action - Goldenrod Base]

[twinsanity]

[AUDIO]

[As with the last post to the network from this particular frequency, the voice that comes over the feed is soft but firm; it seems that she's not exactly in the mood to waste too many words today.]

I'm looking for information on Pokémon that are geared more towards protection, particularly of their trainer. It seems my brother has been more accident-prone than usual, and I would like to avoid finding out about any more...mishaps that he's caused.


[PRIVATE AUDIO - ROCKET FREQUENCY / POSSIBLE ACTION - GOLDENROD BASE, LABS]

[A while after that goes out, there's a second message locked down to the Rockets; judging from the sigh that precludes it, it's looking to be a winner, let me tell you.]

You know, this place is awfully vague about who we're supposed to be testing on.

[...Seriously, Alexia is just a veritable ray of sunshine today; she sounds rather bored, and those in the labs can see her making the damn post at the table she's sitting at, chin propped in gloved hand.

Her other hand has been lying idle in her lap far more than usual, and she's been seeming rather averse to using it, but that's clearly neither here nor there right now.]

I mean, outside of the data my brother has so kindly provided me with, I've no idea who to turn to when it comes to actually wanting to test certain hypotheses - am I to assume some of you will just volunteer yourselves, no matter how questionable the test, or is there some other alternative?

After all, we're a villainous organization, aren't we? Is there anyone I can hire to...I don't know, kidnap a child or something?

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[dresstoimpress]

[Contrary to whatever tension Crocker seems to have going on over there, her voice is incredibly light; she's amused, really.]

Then I would suggest you keep him out of my way. That would be easiest, don't you think~?

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[crackpotcrocker]

[The man continues to have his anger management.]

DON'T TOY WITH ME, MR. DENZEL CROCKER!


[There's a pause and his voice changes to being ominous.]

You know very well I don't know where he is.

[There's a short pause and Denzel's voice sounds more inquisitive]

Why are you looking for children, anyways, mmm?

[There's obviously some sick-twisted plot going on here.]

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[dresstoimpress]

Well, they don't have to be children. Children are just far easier to kidnap than adults, and they'll work just as well.

[As though this is the most obvious thing in the world, Crocker, come on.]

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[crackpotcrocker]

[Crocker speaks outloud to himself and there's a complete lack of caring]

Let's see... You're not being picky so it's not revenge torment... Although, it could be and just be on everyone.

Or it could -

[Denzel stops mid-sentence on that thought as soon as she's done saying children are far more easier to kidnap than adults and starts a new thought]

-Human-testing?

[Completely unbothered by the fact for now, since Crocker isn't thinking about his own safety.]

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[dresstoimpress]

[Oh, look. Somebody found the point.]

That would be why I'm asking, yes.

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[crackpotcrocker]

You scientists types.

[Not that Crocker per say cares about anyone else's skin but his own and Timmy are for diabolical. However, his dry remark is more; you scientists are all the same. Color him unimpressed.]

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[dresstoimpress]

Keep this up and I'll assume you're volunteering.

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[crackpotcrocker]

GAH! Where's the off button? Where's the off -


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