twinsanity | 004. [Audio / Private Audio - Rocket Frequency / Possible Action

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[As with the last post to the network from this particular frequency, the voice that comes over the feed is soft but firm; it seems that she's not exactly in the mood to waste too many words today.]

I'm looking for information on Pokémon that are geared more towards protection, particularly of their trainer. It seems my brother has been more accident-prone than usual, and I would like to avoid finding out about any more...mishaps that he's caused.

[PRIVATE AUDIO - ROCKET FREQUENCY / POSSIBLE ACTION - GOLDENROD BASE, LABS]

[A while after that goes out, there's a second message locked down to the Rockets; judging from the sigh that precludes it, it's looking to be a winner, let me tell you.]

You know, this place is awfully vague about who we're supposed to be testing on.

[...Seriously, Alexia is just a veritable ray of sunshine today; she sounds rather bored, and those in the labs can see her making the damn post at the table she's sitting at, chin propped in gloved hand.

Her other hand has been lying idle in her lap far more than usual, and she's been seeming rather averse to using it, but that's clearly neither here nor there right now.]

I mean, outside of the data my brother has so kindly provided me with, I've no idea who to turn to when it comes to actually wanting to test certain hypotheses - am I to assume some of you will just volunteer yourselves, no matter how questionable the test, or is there some other alternative?

After all, we're a villainous organization, aren't we? Is there anyone I can hire to...I don't know, kidnap a child or something?

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Then it'd be best to test it on others. Perhaps...

[He's thinking. Lord help us all Cobra is trying to think.]

What sort of thing are you planning to test anyway? Something chemical, biological?

And as far as what I've sssseen, I can't say for certain how many times it can happen. As to the exact limit, I can't sssssay. Perhaps someone should test that one of these days.

Primarily biological; it's what I specialize in, you could say.

[Hmmmm.]

And I suppose while I'm at it, I can test that as well; it'll likely be one of the side effects anyway, while I get things worked out.

[As though she's discussing a walk in the park, or something equally mundane. Sky is blue, grass is green, probably gonna kill a bunch of people.]

[Yeah, he hasn't the faintest idea what you're talking about lady, but he doesn't really care if you kill a bunch of people. So long as none of them are him. Or a handful of others.]

If it's biological, I wholeheartedly suggest testing it on the various unsuspecting idiots that make up most of the population here. Preferably in a densely populated area, with little to no organization assets in the immediate area.

[No promises, depending on how stupid said handful of others end up being.

...although...]

Do you mean the locals?

[Because there's an idea.]

They seem a little trusting of all the strangers about, don't they...

[He actually meant the regular Trainers, but that works too.]

Yessss, they're completely trusting! And I happen to know from personal experience that they're completely inept when it comes to noticing suspicious activity!

...I take it no one noticed the wreckage from that...thing you unleashed before, then.

[Alexia.]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[He's not being difficult, it's just, Alexia, could you be more specific? He causes wreckage by doing things all the time.]

[...FACEPALM]

How many incidents have there been, in recent memory?

Oh. You're referring to that incident.

[Now he knows. And knowing is half the battle!]

While I assure you that was a completely random accident, yessss I received no real inquiries about it from the locals.

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