_{[Alfred does he have to come up with a better ending? He's going to be up all night working on a good ending for that weird story of yours good lord.]}

Mm. They showed up about a hundred years ago and I'm only six--er, seventeen now, but... It's still something. I've known about them for as long as I can remember but I didn't actually see one face-to-face until I was ten or so.

_{[It's a blatant lie by now, but he's keeping it that way over the networks.]}