[...Jesus shit, child, that is...somewhere between kind of intimidating and impressive.
Oddly enough, though, he doesn't think Bert is fucking with him; if he were fucking with him, he would have picked a far smaller number. So either he's genuine or he's the worst liar on the planet, and Alfred's not sure why he'd put himself in the running for the latter now.]
And dare I ask how you did that? You said there aren't any bombs where you came from, right?
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Oddly enough, though, he doesn't think Bert is fucking with him; if he were fucking with him, he would have picked a far smaller number. So either he's genuine or he's the worst liar on the planet, and Alfred's not sure why he'd put himself in the running for the latter now.]
And dare I ask how you did that? You said there aren't any bombs where you came from, right?