...A bit of a shame your rank doesn't mean anything here.

[And even though his wording has plenty of room for being backhanded or sarcastic, the fact is that it's not; if anything, it sounds like a rather...uh, awkward attempt at sounding halfway sympathetic.]

My name is Alfred Ashford; my family specializes in genetic manipulation and the creation of bio-organic weaponry.

[...yeah. Kind of. Not a chick here...]