[Well, yes, but the thing is that you're included in the morons. You are not a part of the (APPARENTLY FUCKING NONEXISTENT) control group. You are the huge moron. It's you.]

I can handle my own business, I don't need you to do it for me! If I run into too much of an issue, I'll just -

[...wait. Wait, wait.]

You're from...where, exactly? I've never heard of this 'Amestria' place.