twinsanity | 012. [Video]

So it's been made clear by some...friends of mine that I should probably sell the results of my breeding endeavors rather than attempting to keep them in hopes that they'll someday completely defy my expectations and actually be useful.

[I mean, he can't possibly imagine why. It's not like his fault that Operation: Ho-Ho-Holy Shit (or whatever it is that we're calling that thing that happened in Celadon earlier this month) involved an unholy mess of bees for no real reason.]

I've attached a list of what I have; get back to me if you're interested. I'd prefer trades over flat-out payment, though I certainly won't tell you no if you want to send me money instead. I don't particularly care what you do with them – give them to your friends, sell them at a profit, keep them and love them forever, whatever. I'd just prefer to not have them around for much longer than needs be.

[...NOT LEAST OF WHICH BECAUSE HE'LL JUST KIND OF HOARD THEM ALL, AND APPARENTLY THAT'S NOT GOING TO FLY...]

[OOC]

[Egg list is here - there are still a mess of them so feel free to claim what you like!]

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Hmm...I've been looking to get some more bug types lately, and I just bred quite a few eggs myself.

If you would like...I could send you my egg list, and if there is anything you are interested in we could trade?

[Oh, that's interesting, isn't it...]

I don't see why not. I can send you a list of what I have in general, should you be interested; I have Dittos for the sake of breeding the males, what I have out is far from my only selection.

I would like that very much, actually, if you don't mind! I have more than enough eggs to offer.

Give me a second, then.

[And a few moments later, BEHOLD.]

When the weather isn't hideous, I'm also frequently around the area of Ilex Forest and Azalea, so if you're interested in anything further I can see what can be done in that regard as well.

[...]

Breeding is quickly becoming a bit of an interest of mine.

[Chihiro takes a moment to look over the list of Pokemon there, and goodness there are some interesting ones.]

Hmm...well, I would like one of your Joltik eggs that you are already offering...

I also would like a Spinarak, if it wouldn't be too much trouble.

[Because getting all the spiders sounds...like a good idea, apparently?]

Eheh, I enjoy it quite a bit, myself. It's interesting to see what sort of moves Pokemon can be bred with...as well as what Pokemon can be bred successfully at all besides.

[Hey, man, his sister really liked spiders. If the cute girl wants spiders, then spiders she shall have, apparently.]

It's a way to pass the time, if nothing else; we all tended to do things like this back home, working with living things and seeing how to enhance them and what have you. I suppose it's a decent way of carrying on the family business, if you will.

Show me what you're offering and I'll see what I can do for you.

I see. That makes sense.

[A moment later and Alfred will receive this massive list.]

You can have as many as you think you might be interested in. They don't have to all be trades, since I'm looking to give them away for free anyway.

[...Wh...]

Just in the spirit of the holiday season, or what?

Mhm! I thought it would be nice to do something like this for everyone, especially since there are always new trainers who don't have all that many Pokemon yet.

Well, you're certainly providing, aren't you...

[Alfred, don't be an asshole.]

Chikorita and Vulpix for the sake of the trade, and that Nincada if you're really sure you don't mind.

['TIS THE SEASON FOR FREE STUFF, ALFRED.]

I'm sure! I'll send them to you right away.

And thank you, too.

...Don't mention it. I'll likely be selling things again sometime in the future; if you're interested in anything further, let me know, I suppose.

I will! Same for you, too. I try to breed every few months or so, if I can...though I probably won't be trying for quite so many eggs next time.

[For his own sanity and everyone else's.]